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一、带翻译的英语笑话
带翻译的英语笑话大全
你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候，总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬，这时候你就需要一些笑话，来缓解一下气氛呢，这里我为你收集整理了带翻译的英语笑话大全，希望能对你有所帮助哈!
带翻译的英语笑话
【1】
The Great Lion Hunter 伟大的猎手
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping(披盖) the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling(凝结)shrieks(尖叫) coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.
Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jon
猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只牛然后把头皮给他。把牛皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。
半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上苦恼地呻吟。没有狮子出没的`蛛丝马迹。
Jonesie，怎么了?狮子在哪?村长问。
哪有狮子!猎人怒吼道，哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了?
带翻译的英语笑话
【2】
The lowest grade 最低分
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don"t think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that"s the lowest grade I"m allowed to give."
学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”
老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”
带翻译的英语笑话
【3】
Wait for your salary 你等着发工资吧
If you are alone, I"ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I"ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I"ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I"ll be your smile. If you need money...
wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。
如果你想要愉快，我做你的微笑。如果你想要钱……
等着发工资吧!
带翻译的英语笑话
【4】
As If Awakening From A Dream 如梦初醒
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒为主题的演讲比赛正在进行，一个演讲者动情地说：“酒精可以破坏夫妻关系，甚至导致妻子离开自己的丈夫……”
这时一个男人大声喊：“再来一瓶白兰地!”
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二、英语笑话大全带翻译
近些年,冷笑话作为一种特殊的幽默方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。我用心收集了英语笑话大全带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!
英语笑话大全带翻译：The amazing golf ball
神奇的高尔夫球
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
一个高尔夫球手正要发球，跑上来一个无限谄媚的小个子推销员，喊到：“ 等一下。在您发球前，我请您看一样超神奇的东西。”
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